111 Stranger Things Jokes That'll Turn Your World Upside Down

Laugh Like a Demogorgon: The Best Stranger Things Jokes Ever

What do Eggo waffles, Demogorgons, and a killer '80s vibe all have in common? They’re the heart and soul of Stranger Things! But hey, as much as we love the spooks and thrills, it’s the quirky humor and relatable characters that keep us hooked. Admit it: Dustin’s one-liners and Steve’s “mom” energy have cracked you up more times than you can count.

Now, picture this—111 hilarious jokes inspired by Stranger Things, just waiting to flip your day upside down (pun totally intended). Whether you're a Hawkins High nerd or a seasoned explorer of the Upside Down, these jokes will have you laughing harder than Joyce deciphering Christmas lights.

So, grab a plate of Eggos, snuggle up with your favorite Stranger Things squad, and get ready to laugh your way through Hawkins and beyond. Warning: these jokes might leave you “wheezing” like a Demogorgon!

1. Why does Eleven love waffles so much? Because she loves getting Egg-cited!
2. What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite meal? Hawkins fried kids.
3. How does Dustin keep his hair looking so good? With Farrah Fawcett spray.
4. Why did Steve open a daycare? He already had the babysitting experience!
5. Why did Will get kicked out of school? He couldn’t stay “present.”
6. What’s the Mind Flayer’s favorite dessert? Upside Down cake.
7. Why does Mike carry a flashlight? To light up Eleven’s life.
8. What do you call a lazy Demogorgon? A Demosloth.
9. What did the gang say to Hopper when he started dancing? “Dad, stop, it’s an Eleven out of ten cringe!”
10. Why did Joyce start a Christmas light company? She saw a bright future.
11. What’s Lucas’ favorite sport? Slingshotting hoops.
12. Why did Eleven go to the bank? To check her account in the Hawkins Savings & Eggo Fund.
13. What do you call Hopper after he eats donuts? Sheriff Chonker.
14. Why does the Upside Down always seem stressed? It’s got a lot on its mind.
15. What’s Steve’s favorite movie? "Hair-spray Me to the Moon."
16. Why doesn’t Dustin ever lose an argument? His logic is shocking.
17. How do you get rid of a Demogorgon? Tell it to Demogorgon-go!
18. What’s Eleven’s least favorite number? Ten—because it’s too close to her own.
19. What’s the Mind Flayer’s favorite game? Hide and Shriek.
20. Why didn’t Will invite the Demogorgon to his birthday? He didn’t want things to get tense.
21. What do Demogorgons do at the gym? Lift weights and terrorize treadmills.
22. Why doesn’t Hopper like social media? He’s bad at sharing his feelings.
23. What’s the gang’s favorite class in school? Science (but only if it’s taught by Mr. Clarke).
24. Why doesn’t Mike ever get scared? Because Eleven’s got his back.
25. What’s Will’s favorite TV show? “Missing You Already.”
26. How do Demogorgons stay in shape? They do beast mode CrossFit.
27. What’s Steve’s secret to good hair? His upside-down blow dryer.
28. Why doesn’t Joyce shop online? She prefers brick-and-mortar—literally.
29. What’s Dustin’s favorite type of music? Synthwave.
30. Why don’t Demogorgons ever date? They’re too monstrous for love.
31. What did Eleven say when Mike gave her flowers? “Pretty. But not as good as waffles.”
32. Why is Lucas always so calm? He slings away his stress.
33. How does the gang avoid getting caught by the cops? They use Hopper’s donut bribes.
34. Why doesn’t Nancy ever play poker? She’s too investigative to bluff.
35. What’s Will’s least favorite candy? Airheads—too much like the Upside Down.
36. Why doesn’t Dustin ever share his pudding? He’s protecting his precious cargo.
37. What do you call a Demogorgon who loves karaoke? A scream queen.
38. Why does Eleven always win at tag? Because she teleports to base.
39. What’s the best way to describe Hawkins? A small town with big secrets.
40. Why didn’t Hopper trust Joyce’s lights? They kept flickering.
41. What’s the Demogorgon’s favorite holiday? Halloween.
42. How do you make a Demogorgon laugh? Give it a tickle.
43. Why did Dustin bring Dart to school? It was his science experiment.
44. What’s Mike’s favorite video game? “Portal.”
45. Why don’t Demogorgons wear hats? Their heads are already terrifying.
46. What’s Eleven’s favorite music genre? Chillwave.
47. Why doesn’t Steve eat waffles? He’s too busy flipping Eggos in the kitchen.
48. What do Demogorgons eat for breakfast? Screamed eggs.
49. Why didn’t Will enjoy his vacation? It was too mind-blowing.
50. What’s Dustin’s favorite way to solve problems? Brains and brawn.
51. Why did Hopper open a bakery? To make some "Hawk-n Pies."
52. What do you call a Demogorgon in a suit? Terrifying and fashionable.
53. What’s Lucas’ least favorite movie? "The Slingshot Massacre."
54. How does Eleven like her coffee? Extra syrupy.
55. Why is the Upside Down always so gloomy? It’s in a funk.
56. What’s Steve’s favorite type of exercise? Running away from monsters.
57. Why did Joyce start a detective agency? Because she always follows the lights.
58. What do you call a Demogorgon in love? A monster crush.
59. What’s Mike’s least favorite chore? Folding the Upside Down laundry.
60. Why did Dustin get an A in school? His answers were electrifying.
61. Why don’t Demogorgons play basketball? They’re bad at rebounds.
62. What’s Will’s favorite subject? Art—he loves sketching.
63. What’s the Upside Down’s Wi-Fi password? “Demogorgon123.”
64. Why did Eleven become a chef? She nailed the Eggo recipe.
65. Why did Nancy get into journalism? To crack Hawkins' biggest mysteries.
66. What’s Steve’s favorite ice cream flavor? Hair-icane swirl.
67. What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite dance move? The monster mash.
68. Why does Hopper always carry a flashlight? To keep the monsters at bay.
69. What’s Eleven’s go-to phrase? “I’ve got a ‘waffle-ing’ feeling about this.”
70. Why does Lucas never lose games? His aim is spot on.
71. Why did the gang bring a ladder to the Upside Down? To elevate their escape plan.
72. What’s the Demogorgon’s go-to drink? Monster energy.
73. Why doesn’t Dustin trust Wi-Fi? It’s too glitchy in Hawkins.
74. How do you spot a Demogorgon at a party? It’s the one eating all the snacks… and people.
75. Why did Eleven become a math tutor? She’s great with numbers.
76. What’s Will’s least favorite song? “Don’t Stop Believin’” – it’s a little too real.
77. How does Hopper make tough decisions? Over coffee and contemplation.
78. What’s Mike’s favorite vacation spot? Somewhere far, far away from Hawkins.
79. Why didn’t Joyce become a motivational speaker? Her messages are too “light” on substance.
80. What do you call a sassy Demogorgon? A “Snark-flayer.”
81. Why doesn’t Lucas trust the Demogorgon? It’s always creeping.
82. What’s Eleven’s workout routine? Lifting things… with her mind.
83. What do you call Dustin’s hat collection? Legendary.
84. Why does Steve always smell great? He’s got hair products to spare.
85. How do you survive the Upside Down? Avoid dark corners and creepy noises.
86. What’s Nancy’s superpower? Investigative instinct.
87. Why did Hopper take up yoga? To de-stress from monster hunting.
88. What’s Mike’s least favorite day? Any day without Eleven.
89. What’s the Upside Down’s favorite band? The Clash (obviously).
90. Why don’t Demogorgons play board games? They flip the table too often.
91. What’s Eleven’s favorite type of weather? Waffle snowstorms.
92. Why did Joyce buy extra batteries? For her monster-proof flashlight stash.
93. What’s Dustin’s favorite science word? Poliwog.
94. Why doesn’t Steve ever go bald? His hair has supernatural powers.
95. What’s Lucas’ favorite movie snack? Popcorn—he’s a sharpshooter with kernels.
96. Why doesn’t Will enjoy jokes about the Upside Down? He’s been through enough.
97. What’s the gang’s favorite mode of transport? Bikes that can outrun danger.
98. Why is Eleven such a great friend? She’s got that emotional connection—literally.
99. What’s the Upside Down’s favorite horror movie? “Silent Scream.”
100. Why does Hopper always wear his hat? To keep things undercover.
101. Why don’t Demogorgons use social media? They can’t handle the selfies.
102. What’s Joyce’s favorite holiday? Christmas—lights and all.
103. What do you call an Eleven who’s full of waffles? A perfect “Ten.”
104. Why did Dustin name his pet Dart? Because it’s a bullseye for trouble.
105. What’s Steve’s favorite season? Summer—scooping ice cream and slaying monsters.
106. Why doesn’t Will use GPS? He always ends up somewhere else.
107. What’s Eleven’s favorite dessert topping? Maple syrup (on everything).
108. How does Hopper calm himself? A beer and a deep sigh.
109. Why don’t Demogorgons like loud parties? They’re sensitive to screeches.
110. What do you call a Mind Flayer at karaoke night? A show-stopper.
111. Why do we all love Stranger Things? Because it’s the perfect mix of scares, laughs, and waffles.

And there you have it—111 jokes that channel all the Stranger Things vibes you love. From Eleven’s iconic Eggo escapades to Steve’s hairstyling wisdom, these laughs have got everything from the quirky to the creepy covered. The best part? Sharing these gems with your crew. (Because let’s face it, Stranger Things is always better with your squad by your side.)

Let this be your go-to collection for parties, binge-watching marathons, or even just making your Demogorgon-loving friend laugh. The gang at Hawkins taught us a lot about friendship, bravery, and facing the unknown—but they also gave us plenty to smile about.

So the next time you’re rewatching the show, make sure you’ve got these jokes on hand. And who knows? Maybe even Hopper would crack a smile at a few.

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