80 Jokes About Squid Game That Will Have You Laughing (Until You Get Eliminated)

Red Light, Laugh Right: 80 Squid Game Jokes You Need Right Now

Let’s be real: Squid Game is intense, emotional, and borderline traumatizing—but that hasn’t stopped the internet (aka Gen Z’s playground) from turning it into one giant meme. Whether it’s roasting the red-suited guards, the unhinged players, or that terrifying doll in Red Light, Green Light, we’ve laughed, cried, and cringed at all the chaos.

So, to honor the show that ruined children’s games for us forever, here are 80 jokes about Squid Game that will make you laugh, even if you wouldn’t survive the first round.

General Squid Game Jokes

1. "Me watching Squid Game: 'This is terrifying.' Also me: 'Let’s play Red Light, Green Light at the family reunion.'"
2. "I thought the scariest thing in Squid Game was the doll. Then I saw my bank account balance after a night out."
3. "Why did I think I could survive Squid Game when I can’t even handle group projects?"
4. "The real Squid Game is when you hit 'Continue Watching' on Netflix and it starts playing from a random spot."
5. "Let’s be honest, most of us would’ve been eliminated in Red Light, Green Light because we can’t stop checking our phones."
6. "Imagine making it to the final round, and the last game is Monopoly. Pure evil."
7. "Why did Player 456 bring a ladder to the Glass Bridge? He wasn’t trying to step up his game, just trying not to die."
8. "Squid Game taught me that trusting people is overrated, but marbles? They’re shady AF."

Red Light, Green Light Jokes

9. "Me during Red Light, Green Light: Freezes perfectly. My brain: ‘What if you suddenly did the Macarena right now?’"
10. "That doll’s 'Red Light!' voice lives rent-free in my nightmares."
11. "The Red Light, Green Light doll would absolutely destroy at Among Us."
12. "I didn’t think 'staying still' could be so stressful until Squid Game came into my life."
13. "The Red Light, Green Light doll is just every teacher during a silent classroom test."
14. "Plot twist: The Red Light, Green Light doll is just practicing for its next TikTok dance."
15. "My therapist: The Squid Game doll isn’t real, she can’t hurt you. The doll: 'Red Light!'"

Dalgona Candy Jokes

16. "If you think Squid Game is hard, try cutting a circle out of a Dalgona candy with your Gen Z shaky hands."
17. "Me in Squid Game trying to cut out the umbrella: Sweating harder than when I accidentally like my crush’s 2017 Instagram post."
18. "The real villains of Squid Game? Whoever thought cutting candy into shapes would be fun."
19. "Contestants licking the Dalgona candy like it’s their last Capri Sun."
20. "Dalgona candy really said, 'Do you have the patience of a saint? No? Good luck dying then.'"
21. "I’d lose at the Dalgona game, but at least my TikTok tutorial on how NOT to do it would go viral."

Tug-of-War Jokes

22. "Tug-of-War in Squid Game had more strategy than I’ve ever used in my entire life."
23. "I don’t trust my friends to show up on time, let alone save me during a Squid Game Tug-of-War."
24. "Tug-of-War in Squid Game is basically a corporate team-building exercise, except with higher stakes."
25. "Me at the gym: 'I’ll never skip leg day again,' after watching that Squid Game Tug-of-War strategy."
26. "Imagine making it through Tug-of-War, only to get eliminated because you tripped during Red Light, Green Light."

Marbles Jokes

27. "If Squid Game taught me anything, it’s to never trust someone who says, 'We’re in this together.'"
28. "The real betrayal isn’t the marbles—it’s me trusting someone with my Netflix password."
29. "Me watching the marble game: 'That’s rough, buddy.' Also me: tears streaming down my face."
30. "If my friendships were tested like in the marble round, I’d have no friends left."
31. "Marbles? More like emotional damage wrapped in a small sphere."

The Glass Bridge Jokes

32. "Glass Bridge was just a Squid Game version of that TikTok trend: 'Put a finger down if you’ve survived trauma.'"
33. "Why does the Glass Bridge feel like that one impossible Mario Kart track no one finishes?"
34. "If you think you’re brave, try crossing the Glass Bridge with your ex on your team."
35. "Glass Bridge, but every step plays the 'Bing Bong' sound from TikTok."

Guards and VIPs Jokes

36. "The guards really said, 'We don’t need personalities—we have masks and vibes.'"
37. "Why do the VIPs sound like rejected characters from The Sims?"
38. "The VIPs watching Squid Game are just us, eating popcorn and judging contestants from the couch."
39. "The guards are just middle managers with better outfits."

Chaotic Squid Game Observations

40. "Watching Squid Game taught me that ‘survival of the fittest’ is code for ‘don’t trust anyone wearing a suit.’"
41. "The real villain of Squid Game? That giant piggy bank tempting people to risk their lives."
42. "How is it that Squid Game made children’s games more stressful than my finals week in college?"

Quick One-Liners

43. "The only ‘game’ I’d survive in Squid Game is Hide and Seek. I’m already hiding from my responsibilities."
44. "If Squid Game had a scrolling-through-TikTok contest, I’d win."
45. "Contestants when they see the money: 'Risking my life? Say less.'"

General Chaos Jokes

46. "Who knew a simple kid’s game like Red Light, Green Light could feel like prepping for a boss fight in Elden Ring?"
47. "Me watching Squid Game: ‘This is horrifying.’ Also me, signing up for Season 2 because I’m broke."
48. "My toxic trait? Thinking I’d make it to the last round of Squid Game because I was good at Duck Duck Goose in kindergarten."
49. "The Front Man watching everyone die like it’s a Netflix watch party."
50. "Squid Game is just a reminder that life itself is a never-ending group project where only one person gets an A."
51. "Me watching players lose in Squid Game: ‘How could they mess that up?’ Also me: trips over flat ground daily."
52. "Imagine losing at Squid Game just because you sneezed during Red Light, Green Light. RIP to my allergies."

Dalgona Candy Jokes

53. "Dalgona candy is the ultimate patience test. Either you succeed, or you end up stress-eating the candy and get eliminated."
54. "Me attempting to carve out the star shape in Dalgona: Maybe I’m just not meant for survival."
55. "Dalgona candy is what happens when Pinterest fails meet life-or-death stakes."
56. "The real winner of Squid Game is whoever doesn’t get sugar crystals all over their clothes during the Dalgona challenge."
57. "Netflix missed an opportunity to sell Squid Game Dalgona candy kits. Capitalism strikes again."

Red Light, Green Light Jokes

58. "The Squid Game doll has more accuracy than autocorrect when you type ‘duck’ but meant the other word."
59. "Red Light, Green Light? More like Anxiety, Panic Attack."
60. "The Squid Game doll stares into your soul like your mom when she finds out you didn’t do the dishes."
61. "Me in Red Light, Green Light: trying to stay still but accidentally blinks too hard and gets sniped."
62. "The Squid Game doll: 'Red Light!' Me: casually rethinking every life decision that led me here."

Marbles Jokes

63. "Marbles in Squid Game really said, ‘Trust nobody—not even your best friend.’"
64. "Imagine making it past the Glass Bridge only to get scammed out of your marbles by your partner."
65. "Marbles in Squid Game: Where your friendship goes to die."
66. "Me in the marble game: ‘We’re in this together!’ Also me: plans betrayal faster than a TikTok trend blows up."
67. "The real horror of Squid Game? Trying to understand marble rules when you’re under pressure."

Glass Bridge Jokes

68. "Glass Bridge but it’s made of iPhone screens. Step carefully, folks."
69. "The Glass Bridge scene is what happens when you forget to save your game and have to redo the hardest level."
70. "Me trying to strategize on the Glass Bridge: Eenie Meenie Miney Mo, don’t let me die today though."
71. "If Squid Game taught us anything, it’s that sometimes it’s okay to let someone else go first."
72. "The Glass Bridge is just Hot Girl Summer but make it deadly."

VIPs and Guards Jokes

73. "The VIPs watching people die is basically the energy of rich people during a recession."
74. "Netflix: ‘We need a creepy villain.’ Squid Game VIPs: ‘Hold our champagne flutes.’"
75. "The VIPs in Squid Game are just billionaires LARPing their real lives."
76. "The guards in Squid Game said, 'We’ll give you terrifying masks, but no personality required.'"
77. "What do the guards even do in their free time? Play Uno in their creepy masks?"

Player Chaos Jokes

78. "Every player in Squid Game has main character syndrome, but only one actually wins."
79. "The Squid Game players when they find out the next game is Monopoly: Instant PTSD."
80. "Players in Squid Game trust each other the same way we trust public Wi-Fi—it’s a terrible idea, but we do it anyway."

More Chaotic Fun

Whether you’d survive Squid Game or get eliminated trying to cut out the umbrella shape (same), one thing is clear: the show is a goldmine for jokes. From the absurd challenges like Dalgona candy and the Glass Bridge to the nightmare-inducing stare of the Red Light, Green Light doll, Squid Game gave us the drama we didn’t know we needed—and the internet ran with it.

But beyond the memes and laughs, Squid Game taps into something real: the lengths people will go to for survival in a chaotic world. Maybe that’s why we can’t stop joking about it—it’s the coping mechanism we need for this capitalist hellscape. 😂

So next time you’re binge-watching Squid Game or scrolling TikTok for the latest meme, remember: humor is the ultimate survival skill. And if life ever feels like one giant Squid Game, don’t forget to laugh at the chaos—because in the end, that’s the only game we all win.

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