99 Jokes About Justin Trudeau That'll Make You Laugh, Eh!

From Socks to Selfies: The Best 99 Jokes About Justin Trudeau

Hey there, Woke Waves fam! Unless you’ve been off the grid, you’ve probably heard the big news: Justin Trudeau’s time as Canada’s Prime Minister has officially come to an end. After nearly a decade leading the country, handling everything from economic challenges to global crises, Trudeau has stepped down, leaving Canadians reflecting on his legacy—and let’s be honest, creating endless memes.

Whether you were a die-hard supporter or one of his fiercest critics, there’s no denying that Trudeau’s tenure was nothing short of eventful. From his iconic sock game to his knack for photobomb-worthy selfies, JT’s journey gave us plenty of moments that deserve a place in the humor hall of fame.

So, as we say goodbye to the Trudeau era, we’re celebrating in the best way we know how: with 99 jokes about Canada’s most meme-able Prime Minister. Grab a Timbit, settle in, and get ready to laugh as we revisit the quirkiest, funniest, and most iconic moments from his time in the spotlight.

1–20: The Hair, Oh, the Hair!

1. Why did Trudeau bring a comb to the debate? He wanted to brush off the competition.
2. Justin Trudeau’s hair is so shiny, Canada uses it as a solar panel.
3. Forget policies—Trudeau’s hair has a 70% approval rating on its own.
4. Rumor has it, his hair has its own stylist AND a seat in Parliament.
5. What’s Trudeau’s secret to great hair days? He doesn’t have bad ones.
6. Canadians don’t need weather forecasts; they just check how his hair is styled.
7. Trudeau’s hair flip has caused more political waves than his policies.
8. What shampoo does Justin Trudeau use? Maple syrup, of course.
9. They say Trudeau’s hair gets free healthcare—it’s just that well taken care of.
10. Justin’s hairline is like his polls: holding steady, even under pressure.
11. Why does Trudeau’s hair love the UN? It’s globally recognized.
12. Forget G7 summits, Trudeau’s hair deserves a solo press conference.
13. What did Trudeau’s barber say? “I’ll make Canada proud.”
14. His hair’s so fabulous, even wind respects it.
15. Trudeau’s campaign slogan: “Strong policies, stronger conditioner.”
16. Can we vote for Trudeau’s hair in the next election? Asking for a friend.
17. Canada doesn’t need Hollywood—Trudeau’s hair is the star of the north.
18. Why did Trudeau run for office? To ensure his hair got international exposure.
19. Justin’s hair is so shiny, it could out-reflect a lighthouse.
20. Trudeau’s hair is proof that miracles exist.

21–40: Socks Appeal

21. What’s Trudeau’s favorite subject in school? Sock-ology.
22. Justin wears themed socks to remind us he’s “a real toe-ronto guy.”
23. If socks could vote, Trudeau would win every election.
24. Why does Trudeau always have fun socks? He needs something to stand on.
25. Trudeau’s sock drawer has more diversity than the UN.
26. Forget climate policy—Trudeau’s socks are reducing Canada’s carbon footprint.
27. Justin’s socks are like his speeches: colorful, bold, and hard to ignore.
28. What’s Trudeau’s favorite sport? Sock-er.
29. They say socks can tell a lot about a man. Justin’s say, “I’m fun, relatable, and maybe trying a bit too hard.”
30. Trudeau’s socks have more fans than his Twitter account.
31. What’s Trudeau’s campaign promise? “A sock for every Canadian!”
32. Justin’s socks don’t just make statements—they write novels.
33. Forget debates; sock battles are where Trudeau truly shines.
34. Why does Trudeau wear funky socks? To keep the opposition on their toes.
35. His socks are bilingual—English on one foot, French on the other.
36. Trudeau doesn’t just talk the talk; he socks the walk.
37. If Trudeau’s socks ran for office, they’d probably win in a landslide.
38. What do his socks and his politics have in common? Both are wildly unpredictable.
39. Trudeau doesn’t just wear socks; he wears statements.
40. His sock game is stronger than his handshake.

41–60: Policy & Politics

41. Why doesn’t Trudeau carry a wallet? Because his policies already cover everything.
42. Trudeau’s favorite board game? Guess Who: Political Edition.
43. What’s Justin’s favorite gym exercise? Political pull-ups.
44. Why did Trudeau avoid the math test? Too many “divisions.”
45. Forget policies—Trudeau’s Instagram posts win elections.
46. Justin’s speeches are like maple syrup: sweet but sticky.
47. Why did Trudeau bring a ladder to Parliament? To reach new heights.
48. They say Trudeau’s charisma is Canada’s renewable energy source.
49. Justin Trudeau’s debates are like hockey games—intense, fast, and full of penalties.
50. Trudeau doesn’t walk the political tightrope—he moonwalks across it.
51. His motto? “If you can’t beat them, selfie with them.”
52. Why doesn’t Justin need a bodyguard? His smile disarms everyone.
53. Trudeau’s political philosophy? “When in doubt, blame the weather.”
54. Justin’s speeches should come with subtitles—“Charisma: On.”
55. What’s Trudeau’s favorite icebreaker? “How ‘bout that free healthcare?”
56. If charisma were currency, Trudeau would balance every budget.
57. Why did Trudeau bring maple syrup to the G7 summit? For sticky negotiations.
58. Justin’s political debates are more dramatic than Canadian soap operas.
59. Why does Trudeau love climate policy? It’s as cool as he is.
60. If Trudeau were a movie, he’d be “The Charismatic Candidate.”

61–80: International Relations

61. Why did Justin Trudeau go to Paris? For the ooh la la.
62. Trudeau doesn’t attend summits; he hosts photo shoots.
63. Why does Trudeau love the UN? It’s his global fan club.
64. What’s Justin’s approach to diplomacy? “Smile first, talk later.”
65. Trudeau’s handshake has its own Wikipedia page.
66. Forget foreign aid—Trudeau’s selfies are Canada’s best export.
67. Why does Trudeau visit the US? To remind them Canada exists.
68. Trudeau’s foreign trips are basically runway shows for his socks.
69. What’s Justin’s favorite international dish? French breadth of experience.
70. Why did Trudeau love the EU summit? Free croissants.
71. Trudeau’s speeches abroad come with subtitles: Flirting in progress.
72. If politics doesn’t work out, Justin could model for global tourism ads.
73. What’s Trudeau’s best diplomatic tool? A perfectly timed wink.
74. Justin’s approach to international relations? “Be nice, look nice, and bring maple syrup.”
75. Why does Justin love London? It’s the only place with a bigger fan of tea than him.
76. Trudeau’s foreign policy is like his hair: slick and polished.
77. Why does Justin visit summits? For the group photos.
78. Justin’s presence at summits guarantees two things: charm and memes.
79. What’s Trudeau’s international motto? “Think globally, selfie locally.”
80. The real reason countries love Trudeau? His socks are a conversation starter.

81–99: Just Trudeau Things

81. Trudeau doesn’t jog; he glides.
82. Why did Justin bring maple syrup to Parliament? To sweeten the debates.
83. His hobbies? Smiling, skiing, and making world leaders jealous.
84. What’s Trudeau’s guilty pleasure? Binge-watching Anne with an E.
85. Justin’s hair products are probably 40% of the Canadian economy.
86. Why did Trudeau visit the Arctic? To check if his approval rating is as cool as the ice.
87. Justin’s morning routine: hair flip, sock selection, save the world.
88. What’s his favorite drink? Maple latte, extra charm.
89. Trudeau’s playlist? All Justin Bieber, all day.
90. Why does Trudeau love Canada? It’s the only place where his hair doesn’t freeze.
91. What’s his secret to success? Two parts charisma, one part maple syrup.
92. Forget Marvel—Trudeau is Canada’s real superhero.
93. Why did Trudeau climb a mountain? To match his approval ratings.
94. Trudeau’s selfies have more followers than Parliament.
95. Why did Justin cross the road? For better lighting.
96. Justin doesn’t age—he just gets more photogenic.
97. What’s Trudeau’s favorite word? “Eh!”
98. His life motto? “Stay kind, stay cool, stay Canada.”
99. Trudeau’s charisma is like Canadian winters—inescapable.

Justin Trudeau may be stepping out of the political spotlight, but his legacy of laughs and memes will live on. From his perfectly styled hair to his love for socks that made global headlines, Trudeau has always had a knack for making politics just a little more entertaining.

Whether you see him as a charismatic leader or a walking punchline, there’s no denying that JT brought a unique energy to Canadian politics. And hey, if you’re ever feeling nostalgic, just look back at his selfies or his "yoga on a desk" moment for a quick chuckle.

As Canada turns the page on the Trudeau era, we’ll always have these jokes to remind us of the good, the bad, and the utterly meme-able. Stay tuned to Woke Waves Magazine for more laughs, commentary, and Gen Z vibes.

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