Trick or Treat Yourself to 80 Halloween Jokes You'll Love

80 Spooky-Silly Halloween Jokes That’ll Make You Howl with Laughter! 🎃👻

Halloween isn’t just about scares and screams—it's also about the laughs that come along with all the spooky fun! From haunted houses to pumpkins on every porch, there's no shortage of eerie excitement. But let's be real—whether you’re trick-or-treating, dressing up in your scariest costume, or snacking on too much candy, a good Halloween joke is the cherry on top of the spookiest season of the year. That’s why we’ve put together 100 hilarious Halloween jokes that’ll have you howling with laughter!

Ready to crack up with some witch-tastic humor? Whether you’re into ghosts, vampires, or the occasional zombie, these jokes will lighten the mood and keep the laughter going all night long. So, grab your broomstick and a bowl of candy because it’s time to get your spooky giggle on! Let’s dive into the creepiest—and funniest—Halloween jokes ever!

1-10: Classic Spooktacular Jokes 👻

1. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
   Because he had no body to go with!
2. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
   Wrap music.
3. Why don’t ghosts like the rain?
   It dampens their spirits!
4. How do vampires start letters?
   Tomb it may concern…
5. Why are graveyards so noisy?
   Because of all the coffin!
6. What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
   Hide and shriek.
7. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
   Because he wanted to make a little extra blood money!
8. Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
   He felt rotten.
9. How do ghosts wash their hair?
   With sham-BOO!
10. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
    Spelling!

11-20: Frightfully Funny 👻

11. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
    Ice scream.
12. Why did the werewolf fail his driving test?
    He kept turning into the wrong lane.
13. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
    Frostbite.
14. How do monsters tell their future?
    They read their horrorscope!
15. What do you call a haunted chicken?
    A poultrygeist!
16. What’s a vampire’s least favorite food?
    Steak.
17. Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
    Because biting people was a pain in the neck!
18. How do witches keep their hair in place?
    With scare spray.
19. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?
    Wrap music (again)!
20. Why do skeletons hate the winter?
    The cold goes right through them!

21-30: Bone-chilling Laughs 💀

21. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
    He didn’t have the guts!
22. What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes?
    A bone-vivant!
23. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
    A bloodhound!
24. Why are vampires bad at art?
    They can only draw blood.
25. How do ghosts like their eggs?
    Terror-fried.
26. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
    For the boos!
27. What do you get when you cross a bat and a vampire?
    A bloodthirsty bat-titude!
28. What do witches put on their bagels?
    Scream cheese.
29. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
    A trombone.
30. Why are mummies such good secret keepers?
    They’re good at keeping things under wraps!

31-40: Ghoulishly Good Jokes 👻

31. What’s a ghost’s favorite body of water?
    Lake Erie.
32. How do monsters like their eggs?
    Screambled.
33. What’s a monster’s favorite dessert?
    I scream!
34. Why don’t mummies ever go on vacation?
    They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
35. How do skeletons stay so calm?
    Nothing gets under their skin.
36. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
    Blood oranges.
37. How do witches tell time?
    With a witch-watch!
38. What’s a ghost’s least favorite room?
    The living room.
39. Why do ghosts make terrible liars?
    Because you can see right through them!
40. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts.

41-50: Wickedly Witty 👻

41. Why are graveyards always so full?
    People are just dying to get in.
42. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
    Spook-etti.
43. What do witches use to do their hair?
    Curling irons.
44. How does a ghost unlock the door?
    With a spoo-key!
45. Why do zombies never laugh at jokes?
    Because they’re dead serious.
46. What’s a vampire’s favorite candy?
    Bite-sized Snickers.
47. What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
    Dead ends.
48. What do you call a dancing ghost?
    The Boogie Man!
49. What’s a mummy’s favorite food?
    Wraps.
50. Why did the witch win the spelling bee?
    Because she knows how to spell-curse!

51-60: Hair-Raising Jokes 🎃

51. Why do witches wear name tags?
    So they know which witch is which!
52. What do vampires say when they meet each other?
    “It’s fang-tastic to see you!”
53. What do you call a zombie who writes music?
    A decomposer.
54. Why don’t ghosts need GPS?
    Because they always know their way to the boo-levard!
55. What happens when a ghost gets lost?
    He becomes a lost soul.
56. What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?
    A Bloody Mary.
57. Why did the zombie go to school?
    He wanted to improve his dead-ucation.
58. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
    Fangsgiving.
59. How do witches throw a party?
    They brew up some fun!
60. Why do skeletons always have bad luck?
    Because they’re bone to lose.

61-70: Scream-Worthy Laughs 👻

61. Why don’t witches wear flat shoes?
    Because they need the witch heels to fly!
62. What do you call a skeleton snake?
    A rattler!
63. How do skeletons communicate?
    Through bone-vibrations.
64. Why do mummies love Halloween?
    Because they’re all wrapped up in it.
65. What did the zombie say after he got dumped?
    "I feel heartless."
66. What do you call a ghost comedian?
    A boo-merang—because he always comes back for more!
67. What’s a werewolf’s favorite holiday song?
    “Howl I Want for Christmas is You.”
68. What did the witch say to the vampire?
    “Stop being such a pain in the neck!”
69. Why don’t vampires like garlic?
    Because it gives them bad fangs breath.
70. How do ghosts cheer at football games?
    “Boo-yah!”

71-80: Spine-Tingling Comedy 🎃

71. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
    Boo-berries!
72. Why did the ghost go to therapy?
    He had too many haunting memories.
73. What’s a witch’s favorite sport?
    Broom hockey.
74. Why did the vampire flunk math?
    He couldn’t count past two.
75. What do you call it when Dracula falls asleep?
    A dead nap.
76. Why do zombies love Halloween?
    Because they get to feast without judgment!
77. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
    The joint room.
78. What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
    Boo jeans.
79. Why was the mummy so stressed out?
    He had too much on his bandage to-do list.
80. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Blood peaches! 🍑🩸

Halloween is a time for chills, thrills, and laughs that bring people together, and these jokes are just the start of all the spooky fun! Whether you’re planning a costume party, carving pumpkins, or telling ghost stories, nothing adds more joy to the night than a little humor. A good joke can lighten even the spookiest Halloween scene, reminding us all that it’s okay to laugh in the face of ghouls and goblins (even if they’re just costumes!).

So, keep these spooky-silly jokes in your back pocket for your next Halloween hangout. Share them with friends, text them to your family, or tell them to kids as you hand out candy—you’ll be the life (or afterlife!) of the party. Here’s to a Halloween filled with laughter, fun, and just the right amount of fright. Happy haunting, and may your Halloween be full of laughs and treats! 🎃👻