I Let AI Make All My Decisions for a Day (Yes, Including My Dating Profile)

Robots Run My Life for 24 Hours – Here’s What Happened

Ever thought about what life would be like if robots ran the show? Spoiler: it’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic. As a Gen Z-er who’s all about tech and TikTok trends, I decided to give it a shot. For one full day, I handed over control of my life to AI. That’s right—every decision, big or small, was made by robots.

From what I wore to what I ate (tofu wrap at 9 AM—seriously?) to rewriting my dating profile, I let apps like ChatGPT, Siri, and even Netflix call the shots. It started out innocent enough—think bucket hats and awkward burpees—but quickly spiraled into what-am-I-doing-with-my-life territory. Turns out, while AI can be eerily smart, it doesn’t always understand humans.

Was it a disaster? Kind of. Was it hilarious? Absolutely. Here’s what went down when I let robots take the wheel for 24 hours.

8:00 AM – The Outfit That Screamed “I Need a Stylist”

First things first, I needed to get dressed. But instead of relying on my (questionable) fashion instincts, I turned to ChatGPT for help. I typed in: “What should I wear today?”

The bot spat out, “How about a trendy look: a graphic T-shirt, mom jeans, and white sneakers? Complete it with a fun accessory, like a bucket hat.”

Um, a bucket hat? I haven’t worn one since 2018, but okay, AI overlord. I rummaged through my closet, slapped on a random graphic tee, and dug out my long-forgotten bucket hat. I looked like someone who just walked out of a low-budget Coachella knockoff.

9:00 AM – AI Orders My Breakfast (and Fails)

Next up: breakfast. I asked Siri to pick a meal for me. Her suggestion? “Avocado toast with a poached egg and a matcha latte.”

Sounds bougie, right? Except I didn’t have any avocados or eggs. So, I panicked and went to a coffee shop where I let their app choose for me. The result? A cold brew with oat milk and a tofu breakfast wrap. Tofu at 9 AM, y’all. If my taste buds could sue for emotional distress, they would.

10:00 AM – AI Plans My Workout (Help)

I wanted to skip my morning workout, but the fitness app I use decided otherwise. It recommended a HIIT workout called “Power Burn.” In retrospect, I should’ve seen the word “burn” as a warning.

Picture me: sweating buckets, trying to survive burpees while the app’s robotic voice was all, “You’ve got this!” No, I absolutely did NOT “got this.” After 15 minutes, I collapsed on my yoga mat and seriously reconsidered my life choices.

12:00 PM – Lunch Roulette

For lunch, I consulted OpenAI’s DALL-E, which generates images based on text prompts. I asked it, “What should I eat for lunch?” and it generated a weirdly artsy picture of sushi and fries.

Yes, sushi AND fries. I wasn’t sure if this was a prank or AI’s way of telling me to embrace chaos, but I went with it. I ordered a California roll and some waffle fries. Honestly? 10/10. Maybe the robots are onto something.

2:00 PM – AI Takes Over My Dating Profile

This was the part I was dreading but also secretly excited for. I logged into Hinge and let ChatGPT rewrite my bio. I asked it to “Make my profile fun and flirty but not too cringe.” Here’s what it came up with:

"Lover of iced coffee, bad karaoke, and spontaneous road trips. If you can make me laugh, we’re halfway there."

Not gonna lie—it was better than my original bio, which read, “Just here for memes and good vibes.” But then the bot also made me send the first message to a match:

"If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be and why?"

To my surprise, someone actually responded with “Yoda, because I need that Jedi wisdom in my life.” I mean… fair enough?

4:00 PM – AI Picks My Hobby

I had some free time, so I asked ChatGPT what I should do for fun. Its suggestion? “Try painting—it’s relaxing and creative!”

The only “painting” I had at home was a crusty watercolor set from middle school. But I gave it a shot and ended up with what can only be described as a blue blob. I called it “Abstract Sadness.” My roommate called it “an attack on art.”

6:00 PM – AI Chooses My Dinner (and Gets Fancy)

For dinner, I handed the reins to Google Bard. Its recommendation? “A hearty pasta dish, like fettuccine Alfredo, with a side salad and sparkling water.”

Um, excuse me, sparkling water? Who am I, a Michelin-starred chef? I made boxed mac and cheese instead because I’m human, and humans love shortcuts. AI may be smart, but it clearly doesn’t understand the struggle of post-workday laziness.

8:00 PM – AI's Movie Night

I’m a sucker for a good movie night, so I asked Netflix’s algorithm to suggest something. It picked Ex Machina. You know, the movie about an AI robot that goes rogue and destroys people?

Real subtle, Netflix.

Despite the eerie timing, I watched it. Halfway through, I started side-eyeing my phone, wondering if Siri was secretly plotting my demise.

Robot Realizations: What I Learned From Letting AI Run My Life

Looking back, letting AI take over my day was both a disaster and a total blast. Sure, my taste buds are still recovering from tofu at breakfast, and I’ll never forgive the bucket hat incident, but it was an unforgettable experiment. The dating profile rewrite? Surprisingly good. The burpees? Absolutely not.

This experience taught me that while AI is great for convenience, it still has a long way to go before it truly “gets” us. It can suggest a fancy pasta dinner, but it can’t understand post-work laziness. It can rewrite bios, but it doesn’t understand why sending a Yoda reference to a match might be weird.

Would I do it again? Probably not—at least, not without boundaries (looking at you, burpees). But if you’re ever bored, let AI make a few decisions. Just prepare for chaos, laughter, and maybe a newfound appreciation for your own instincts. Stay tuned for more wild experiments, only on Woke Waves Magazine! 🌟

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