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The 90s were a golden era for comedy, bringing us iconic sitcoms, stand-up specials, and movies that remain beloved today. This decade was filled with unforgettable humor, from witty one-liners to hilarious situational comedy that still resonates. We've gathered 90 of the funniest jokes from the 90s, capturing the essence of what made this era so special. Whether you were a fan of quirky TV characters or clever jokes from stand-up comedians, these jokes will take you on a nostalgic journey back to a time when laughter was king and humor was timeless.
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"Why don’t scientists trust atoms?""Because they make up everything."
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"What’s brown and sticky?""A stick."
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award?""Because he was outstanding in his field."
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"What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?""A carrot."
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"Why don’t skeletons fight each other?""They don’t have the guts."
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"What do you call fake spaghetti?""An impasta."
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"Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?""It was two-tired."
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"What do you call cheese that isn't yours?""Nacho cheese."
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"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?""In case he got a hole in one."
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"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?""Because they lactose."
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?""Nothing, they just waved."
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"Why don’t some couples go to the gym?""Because some relationships don’t work out."
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"What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?""Frostbite."
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"How do you organize a space party?""You planet."
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"Why don’t eggs tell jokes?""They’d crack each other up."
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"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?""Sneakers."
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"What do you call a bear with no teeth?""A gummy bear."
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"Why did the math book look sad?""Because it had too many problems."
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"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?""Frostbite."
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"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?""Supplies!"
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"What do you call an alligator in a vest?""An investigator."
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"Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?""Because they’re so good at it."
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"What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?""Live stream."
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"Why did the coffee file a police report?""It got mugged."
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"What do you call a magic dog?""A labracadabrador."
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"Why did the tomato turn red?""Because it saw the salad dressing."
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"What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?""The living room."
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"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?""Bison."
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"Why did the chicken go to the séance?""To talk to the other side."
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"Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?""Because it has a silent pee."
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"How does a penguin build its house?""Igloos it together."
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"What’s Forrest Gump’s password?""1Forrest1."
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"Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?""Because he was outstanding in his field."
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"How do you catch a squirrel?""Climb up in a tree and act like a nut."
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"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?""Nobody knows."
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"Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?""Because he was outstanding in his field."
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"What time did the man go to the dentist?""Tooth hurt-y."
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"How does a penguin build its house?""Igloos it together."
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"Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?""Because they’re so good at it."
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"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?""Frostbite."
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?""Nothing, they just waved."
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"Why did the coffee file a police report?""It got mugged."
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"Why did the tomato turn red?""Because it saw the salad dressing."
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"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?""Frostbite."
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?""Nothing, they just waved."
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"Why did the coffee file a police report?""It got mugged."
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"Why did the tomato turn red?""Because it saw the salad dressing."
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"What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?""The living room."
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"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?""Bison."
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"Why did the chicken go to the séance?""To talk to the other side."
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"Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?""Because it has a silent pee."
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"How does a penguin build its house?""Igloos it together."
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"What’s Forrest Gump’s password?""1Forrest1."
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"Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?""Because he was outstanding in his field."
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"How do you catch a squirrel?""Climb up in a tree and act like a nut."
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"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?""Nobody knows."
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"Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?""Because he was outstanding in his field."
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"What time did the man go to the dentist?""Tooth hurt-y."
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"How does a penguin build its house?""Igloos it together."
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"Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?""Because they’re so good at it."
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"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?""Frostbite."
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?""Nothing, they just waved."
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"Why did the coffee file a police report?""It got mugged."
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"Why did the tomato turn red?""Because it saw the salad dressing."
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"What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?""The living room."
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"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?""Bison."
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"Why did the chicken go to the séance?""To talk to the other side."
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"Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?""Because it has a silent pee."
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"How does a penguin build its house?""Igloos it together."
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"What’s Forrest Gump’s password?""1Forrest1."
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"Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?""Because he was outstanding in his field."
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"How do you catch a squirrel?""Climb up in a tree and act like a nut."
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"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?""Nobody knows."
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"Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?""Because he was outstanding in his field."
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"What time did the man go to the dentist?""Tooth hurt-y."
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"How does a penguin build its house?""Igloos it together."
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"Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?""Because they’re so good at it."
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"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?""Frostbite."
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?""Nothing, they just waved."
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"Why did the coffee file a police report?""It got mugged."
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"Why did the tomato turn red?""Because it saw the salad dressing."
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"What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?""The living room."
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"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?""Bison."
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"Why did the chicken go to the séance?""To talk to the other side."
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"Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?""Because it has a silent pee."
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"How does a penguin build its house?""Igloos it together."
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"What’s Forrest Gump’s password?""1Forrest1."
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"Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?""Because he was outstanding in his field."
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"How do you catch a squirrel?""Climb up in a tree and act like a nut."
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"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?""Nobody knows."
As we look back on the 90s, it's clear that the humor of the decade has left a lasting impact. These jokes continue to bring joy and laughter, reminding us of a simpler time filled with memorable moments and endless laughs. The 90s were a unique period that showcased the power of comedy to unite us and make us smile. Keep the nostalgia alive and enjoy more comedic gems from the past and present with Woke Waves Magazine. Stay tuned for more trips down memory lane and endless laughs.
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