70 Jokes About MrBeast That Are Pure Internet Gold

MrBeast Humor: 70 Jokes About the Ultimate Giveaway King

if you don’t know who MrBeast is, are you even on the internet? Jimmy Donaldson (aka MrBeast) is the YouTube icon who took giving to a whole new level. We're talkin’ million-dollar challenges, epic stunts, and turning dreams into cash-fueled reality. Seriously, the dude’s generosity is unmatched—he's like the Robin Hood of YouTube, except instead of stealing from the rich, he just makes his own stacks and shares them.

Now, imagine combining that level of wild energy with Gen Z humor? You get this: 70 jokes about MrBeast that'll leave you laughing harder than Chandler losing another challenge. From jokes about his insane giveaways to his squad’s hilarious antics, this list is basically a love letter to chaos, cash, and good vibes.

So, grab your Beast Burger, find a comfy spot, and prepare to laugh like you’re in the middle of a MrBeast challenge. Warning: these jokes might make you feel richer, even if your bank account says otherwise.

1-10: Classic One-Liners

1. Why did MrBeast go to space? To give away a universe-al prize.
2. MrBeast doesn’t need a wallet—he’s got a giveaway button.
3. How does MrBeast order at a restaurant? “I’ll take 50,000 burgers to go!”
4. MrBeast doesn’t donate organs; he donates entire hospitals.
5. Why did MrBeast cross the road? To challenge the chicken to win $100K.
6. MrBeast doesn’t shop—he just buys the entire store.
7. How does MrBeast warm up for a video? With 10,000 jumping jacks—each worth $1.
8. MrBeast doesn’t need a bank account. He is the bank.
9. Why doesn’t MrBeast play hide and seek? He’s too good at “finding” new subscribers.
10. MrBeast’s car doesn’t have a horn—it has a money cannon.

11-20: Relatable Humor

11. Watching a MrBeast video: “Yeah, I can totally win that.”
12. When MrBeast says, “Last one standing wins,” you start doing squats in your living room.
13. If MrBeast ran for president, his campaign slogan would be: “Free money for all!”
14. MrBeast doesn’t break records—he buys them.
15. Why doesn’t MrBeast need a house? He lives in our hearts rent-free.
16. MrBeast’s wallet doesn’t fold; it needs a forklift.
17. “MrBeast ruined my life!” —said no winner ever.
18. His alarm clock doesn’t beep; it says, “Time to change lives!”
19. If MrBeast was in school, his group project would be “Build a $1M playground.”
20. When MrBeast walks into a bank, even the vault says, “Here, take it all!”

21-30: You Know It’s MrBeast When...

21. ...he tips waiters in Lamborghinis.
22. ...he goes broke for a week just to prank his team.
23. ...his Black Friday shopping is just him buying everything for strangers.
24. ...he makes Monopoly money look irrelevant.
25. ...he gives his dog a diamond collar for fun.
26. ...his team hears “challenge” and immediately starts sweating.
27. ...he donates more in a day than you’ll earn in a decade.
28. ...he calls planting 20 million trees a “small project.”
29. ...he builds a chocolate factory just to make Willy Wonka jealous.
30. ...his version of “Truth or Dare” is “Truth or $100,000.”

31-40: For the Hardcore Fans

31. MrBeast’s version of “The Hunger Games” is just him feeding everyone.
32. If MrBeast ran Amazon, shipping would be free and come with $10K.
33. The only time MrBeast loses money is when he’s printing it for a video.
34. MrBeast doesn’t need sponsors; brands pay him for shoutouts.
35. His idea of “downsizing” is giving away half a million.
36. If MrBeast was a teacher, every A+ would come with $1,000.
37. He could turn a garage sale into a viral giveaway.
38. MrBeast’s version of “Netflix and chill” is “YouTube and giveaways.”
39. He doesn’t count subscribers; he counts smiles.
40. When MrBeast says “The last one wins,” even his team considers quitting.

41-50: Money Jokes That Hit Hard

41. MrBeast doesn’t budget; he just gives it all away.
42. His accountant has a permanent headache.
43. MrBeast’s wallet is so heavy, it’s considered a workout to lift.
44. Why did MrBeast hire a team? To help him count his zeros.
45. MrBeast doesn’t carry cash; he carries life-changing opportunities.
46. If MrBeast had a dollar for every subscriber, oh wait…he already does.
47. MrBeast doesn’t play poker—he just bets houses.
48. His bank calls him for loans.
49. When MrBeast says “all in,” it means “here’s a million dollars.”
50. MrBeast’s credit card limit is just “Yes.”

51-60: Team Beast Humor

51. Team meetings at MrBeast’s office start with “How much are we giving away today?”
52. Karl’s role: Keeping Jimmy sane.
53. Chandler’s role: Losing every challenge for laughs.
54. Chris’s role: Dad jokes and logistics.
55. The intern’s role: Counting stacks of cash.
56. Team Beast doesn’t wear uniforms; they wear merch.
57. Their office snacks include gold-plated candy bars.
58. Coffee runs? More like “Let’s buy the whole café.”
59. Brainstorming sessions sound like “What if we bought an island?”
60. When someone says “budget,” Team Beast just laughs.

61-70: Random MrBeast Shenanigans

61. MrBeast doesn’t shop at Walmart; he becomes Walmart.
62. If MrBeast had a superhero name, it’d be “Captain Giveaway.”
63. His phone’s lock screen is just a giant dollar sign.
64. MrBeast doesn’t binge-watch shows; he binge-films life-changing content.
65. His idea of a road trip is delivering money door-to-door.
66. If MrBeast played Minecraft, he’d build a money mountain IRL.
67. MrBeast’s DMs aren’t “What’s up?”—they’re “How much do you need?”
68. When MrBeast says, “I’ll be right back,” he means “with a truckload of cash.”
69. His giveaways are the only things faster than Amazon Prime.
70. MrBeast doesn’t dream of money—money dreams of him.

There you have it, 70 jokes inspired by the one and only MrBeast—our internet king of giveaways and good vibes. Whether it’s his epic generosity, quirky team, or next-level challenges, the man knows how to keep us entertained. And hey, if you laughed at even one of these jokes, you owe it to MrBeast to smash that like button (and maybe buy a Beast Burger while you’re at it).

But seriously, MrBeast isn’t just about making us laugh—he’s out there changing lives, planting trees, and breaking the internet one insane idea at a time. If that’s not peak Gen Z energy, we don’t know what is.

Keep spreading the good vibes and remember: you don’t need millions to make someone’s day brighter. Sometimes, a good joke (or 70 of them) is all it takes.

Stay tuned for more hilarious takes, epic vibes, and all things trending at Woke Waves Magazine—where Gen Z laughs, learns, and lives!

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