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Marvel superheroes have captured our imaginations and hearts with their incredible powers and epic adventures. But what if we could bring a little humor to the mix? Get ready to laugh harder than Hulk smashing through a wall with these 70 Marvel jokes that are perfect for fans of all ages. From clever puns to funny quips, these jokes will have you and your friends rolling with laughter. Whether you're a die-hard Marvel fan or just enjoy a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So, assemble your sense of humor and dive into the Marvel universe with a comedic twist!
1. Why did Spider-Man join the computer class? To improve his web design skills.
2. What is Thor’s favorite food? Thunder-burgers!
3. How does Black Panther like his steak? Wakanda style.
4. Why did Captain America start a fitness program? To help people stay in shape and fight for what’s right!
5. What do you call a tree that guards the galaxy? Groot.
6. Why don’t the Avengers use iPhones? Because they don’t get along with Black Widow.
7. Why did Iron Man go to therapy? He had too much inner conflict.
8. What’s Loki’s least favorite kind of music? Thor-nado!
9. Why did Ant-Man and the Wasp break up? Because he couldn’t take the buzz.
10. What do you call Hawkeye when he misbehaves? Hawkwrong.
11. How does the Hulk listen to music? With his HULKphones.
12. Why did Doctor Strange become a superhero? Because his patients said he had magical hands.
13. What’s Tony Stark’s favorite drink? Iron Brew.
14. What does Thor wear under his armor? Thunderwear.
15. How did Captain Marvel find her cat? She followed the Flerken paw prints.
16. Why did Deadpool apply for a job? Because he needed a "regenerate" income.
17. What do you call Iron Man without his suit? Stark naked.
18. Why did Spider-Man’s calendar look so good? He had too many dates.
19. What’s Black Widow’s favorite kind of joke? A knock-knock joke.
20. Why did Groot get a job? He wanted to branch out.
21. How does Thor celebrate a victory? He throws a thunderous party.
22. Why did Ant-Man start a gardening business? He had a natural talent for growing things small.
23. What do you call Captain America’s dog? A star-spangled barker.
24. Why doesn’t Vision play hide and seek? Because he always phases out.
25. How do you make Iron Man laugh? You give him a rusty old joke.
26. What did the Avengers do after they defeated Thanos? They went to Disneyland.
27. Why did Spider-Man take a job as a teacher? He wanted to teach web development.
28. What do you get when you cross Thor and a guitar? Rock 'n' Thor.
29. Why did Star-Lord bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
30. How do you know if Black Panther is having a bad day? He’s just feline down.
31. Why did Hawkeye open a bakery? Because he wanted to make sure his pastries were on target.
32. What do you call Hulk when he’s not angry? Bruce Banner.
33. Why did Captain America join a band? Because he had the perfect pitch.
34. How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free? Iron Man.
35. What’s Spider-Man’s favorite type of rice? Uncle Ben’s.
36. Why did Thor take up knitting? He wanted to make Asgard-wear.
37. What do you call a superhero who loves to cook? Captain Ameri-can.
38. Why did Iron Man always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw his suit.
39. Why did Deadpool break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his sense of humor.
40. What does Black Widow say when she gets a call? “I’m already in your web.”
41. Why did Captain America get detention? Because he couldn’t stop throwing his shield.
42. What does Thor call his workout routine? Thunder-cise.
43. Why did Spider-Man buy a new suit? His old one was full of holes.
44. What did Iron Man say to the mirror? “I am Iron Man.”
45. How does Black Panther order his coffee? Wakanda roast?
46. Why did Hulk get a job at the bakery? He was great at kneading dough.
47. What did the Avengers say to Ultron at the party? “You’ve been dis-assembled.”
48. Why did Spider-Man get grounded? For spinning too many webs of lies.
49. What do you call a group of singing superheroes? A Marvel-ous choir.
50. Why did Loki join the circus? He was a natural at juggling mischief.
51. What does Groot say when he’s stuck in traffic? “I am stuck.”
52. Why did Tony Stark stop playing hide and seek? Because good luck hiding a billion-dollar suit.
53. How did Captain America react to the joke? He shielded his laugh.
54. What do you call a lazy superhero? A sloth-venger.
55. Why did Star-Lord get a dog? To have a guardian of his galaxy.
56. How does Thor like his potatoes? Thunder-baked.
57. What do you call Hawkeye when he’s late? Missed-the-mark.
58. Why did Black Panther open a bookstore? He had a lot of stories to tell.
59. What did Spider-Man say to the robber? “Stick around.”
60. Why did Tony Stark make an iron baby? So he could have a mini-Tony.
61. What’s Hulk’s favorite season? Smash-tober.
62. Why did Deadpool go to school? To improve his Dead-puns.
63. How does Captain Marvel stay charged? Photon coffee.
64. What’s Thor’s favorite movie? Hammer and the Crystal Skull.
65. Why don’t the Avengers use the elevator? Because they’re always going up in the world.
66. What’s Loki’s favorite snack? Mischief chips.
67. How does Iron Man check his email? With Stark-mail.
68. Why did Spider-Man fail his driving test? He couldn’t find the web signal.
69. What do you call a Marvel hero who loves gardening? A Lawn Ranger.
70. How does Black Panther know he’s a hero? His instincts are razor-sharp.
There you have it – 70 side-splitting Marvel jokes to bring some much-needed humor into your superhero world. Whether you’re an Avenger in training, a dedicated fan of the Marvel Universe, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, these jokes are perfect for any occasion. Share them with friends to spread the joy, post them on your social media to brighten someone’s day, or keep them for yourself when you need a quick giggle. From clever puns to hilarious quips, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Keep the laughter going and remember, with great power comes great responsibility… to laugh! So, dive into the fun, and let these Marvel jokes be your superpower for spreading cheer.
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