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Hey there, joke enthusiasts! If you're looking for some light-hearted humor to brighten your day, you’ve come to the right place. There’s nothing quite like a classic knock knock joke to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your heart. Whether you're at a party, chilling with friends, or just need a quick laugh to get through the day, these jokes are perfect for any occasion. We’ve scoured the funniest and most creative knock knock jokes to compile this ultimate list of 70 gems that are sure to make you and your friends laugh out loud. From the timeless classics to some clever new twists, these jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and maybe even inspire you to come up with a few of your own. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to share some laughs. Enjoy!

1. The Classic

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

2. The Pirate

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

3. The Interrupting Cow

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh–

Moo!

4. The Lettuce

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

5. The Broken Pencil

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it’s pointless.

6. The Cow Says

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

Cow says mooo!

7. The Orange You Glad

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

8. The Banana

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Banana split!

9. The Cows Go

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No silly, cows go moo!

10. The Whoo

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

What are you, an owl?

11. The Olive

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you and I miss you!

12. The Tank

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome.

13. The Alice

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alice.

Alice who?

Alice fair in love and war.

14. The A Little Old Lady

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

15. The Butter

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter let me in, or I’ll freeze!

16. The Doctor

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

Exactly!

17. The Ice Cream

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!

18. The Boo Again

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Quit crying, it’s just me!

19. The Ya

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

No, I prefer Google.

20. The Owls

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yes, they do.

21. The Turnip

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Turnip.

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, I love this song!

22. The Harry

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and answer the door!

23. The Doughnut

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut forget to lock the door!

24. The Need an Ark

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Need an ark.

Need an ark who?

I Noah guy.

25. The Figs

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

26. The Honeydew

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you know how awesome you are?

27. The Amusing

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amusing.

Amusing who?

Amusing to see you!

28. The Beets

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Beets.

Beets who?

Beets me!

29. The Teddy

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Teddy.

Teddy who?

Teddy’s a great day for a joke!

30. The Grape

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Grape.

Grape who?

Grape to see you!

31. The Tuba

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tuba.

Tuba who?

Tuba toothpaste.

32. The Lettuce In

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

33. The Owls Again

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owls.

Owls who?

Owls you need is love!

34. The Radio

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!

35. The Acha

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Acha.

Acha who?

Acha your nose!

36. The Buttercup

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Buttercup.

Buttercup who?

Buttercup and see me sometime!

37. The Just

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Just.

Just who?

Just me, open up!

38. The Dewey

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to keep doing this?

39. The Lettuce Again

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, we’ve got great jokes!

40. The Tank Again

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

Tank goodness you're here!

41. The Broken Lightbulb

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broken lightbulb.

Broken lightbulb who?

That’s right, I’m not very bright.

42. The Butter Again

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter watch out, I’m telling jokes!

43. The Nacho

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nacho.

Nacho who?

Nacho cheese!

44. The Police

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police let me in, it’s cold out here!

45. The Luke

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the peephole and find out!

46. The Canoe

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play?

47. The Snow

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, I’ve forgotten the joke.

48. The Arfur

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Arfur.

Arfur who?

Arfur got, try again later!

49. The Ice

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ice.

Ice who?

Ice to meet you!

50. The Wood

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wood.

Wood who?

Wood you believe it?

51. The Sam

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sam.

Sam who?

Sam person who knocked last time!

52. The Needle

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help here!

53. The Jimmy

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Jimmy.

Jimmy who?

Jimmy a little more time!

54. The Roach

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you a letter, did you get it?

55. The Dishes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, open up!

56. The Two Lips

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Two lips.

Two lips who?

Two lips belong on your face!

57. The Madam

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot’s caught in the door!

58. The Claire

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Claire.

Claire who?

Claire the way, I’m coming through!

59. The Alma

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alma.

Alma who?

Alma house is your house!

60. The I Am

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

You don’t know who you are?

61. The Teddy Again

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Teddy.

Teddy who?

Teddy’s a great day for a joke!

62. The Harry Again

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up, the show’s starting!

63. The Candy

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Candy.

Candy who?

Candy get any better?

64. The Scott

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Scott.

Scott who?

Scott a good ring to it!

65. The Abbott

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Abbott.

Abbott who?

Abbott time you answered!

66. The Hugh

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hugh.

Hugh who?

Hugh knows, just open up!

67. The Candy Again

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Candy.

Candy who?

Candy come out to play?

68. The Howard

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like a joke?

69. The Carrie

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Carrie.

Carrie who?

Carrie your own jokes, will ya?

70. The Anita

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita get inside, it’s raining!

Thanks for sticking around to enjoy our ultimate collection of knock knock jokes! We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face and some laughter to your day. Remember, a good laugh is always a great way to lighten up any situation, so feel free to share these jokes with your friends, family, and anyone who could use a little humor. If you loved these jokes, stay connected with Woke Waves Magazine for more hilarious content, fun stories, and everything that makes the Gen Z experience unique and entertaining. Keep the good vibes going and check back often for fresh, engaging content tailored just for you. Laughter is the best medicine, after all, and we've got your prescription!

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Jun 7, 2024
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