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Hey there, joke enthusiasts! If you're looking for some light-hearted humor to brighten your day, you’ve come to the right place. There’s nothing quite like a classic knock knock joke to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your heart. Whether you're at a party, chilling with friends, or just need a quick laugh to get through the day, these jokes are perfect for any occasion. We’ve scoured the funniest and most creative knock knock jokes to compile this ultimate list of 70 gems that are sure to make you and your friends laugh out loud. From the timeless classics to some clever new twists, these jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and maybe even inspire you to come up with a few of your own. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to share some laughs. Enjoy!
1. The Classic
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. The Pirate
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
3. The Interrupting Cow
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh–
Moo!
4. The Lettuce
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
5. The Broken Pencil
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
6. The Cow Says
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!
7. The Orange You Glad
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
8. The Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split!
9. The Cows Go
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
10. The Whoo
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
11. The Olive
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
12. The Tank
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
13. The Alice
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
14. The A Little Old Lady
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
15. The Butter
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in, or I’ll freeze!
16. The Doctor
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Exactly!
17. The Ice Cream
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
18. The Boo Again
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Quit crying, it’s just me!
19. The Ya
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No, I prefer Google.
20. The Owls
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
21. The Turnip
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
22. The Harry
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
23. The Doughnut
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to lock the door!
24. The Need an Ark
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Need an ark.
Need an ark who?
I Noah guy.
25. The Figs
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
26. The Honeydew
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how awesome you are?
27. The Amusing
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amusing.
Amusing who?
Amusing to see you!
28. The Beets
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
29. The Teddy
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy’s a great day for a joke!
30. The Grape
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grape.
Grape who?
Grape to see you!
31. The Tuba
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tuba.
Tuba who?
Tuba toothpaste.
32. The Lettuce In
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
33. The Owls Again
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Owls you need is love!
34. The Radio
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
35. The Acha
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Acha.
Acha who?
Acha your nose!
36. The Buttercup
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup and see me sometime!
37. The Just
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Just.
Just who?
Just me, open up!
38. The Dewey
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing this?
39. The Lettuce Again
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’ve got great jokes!
40. The Tank Again
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank goodness you're here!
41. The Broken Lightbulb
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broken lightbulb.
Broken lightbulb who?
That’s right, I’m not very bright.
42. The Butter Again
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter watch out, I’m telling jokes!
43. The Nacho
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho cheese!
44. The Police
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s cold out here!
45. The Luke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
46. The Canoe
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?
47. The Snow
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I’ve forgotten the joke.
48. The Arfur
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got, try again later!
49. The Ice
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you!
50. The Wood
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you believe it?
51. The Sam
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked last time!
52. The Needle
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help here!
53. The Jimmy
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little more time!
54. The Roach
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
55. The Dishes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
56. The Two Lips
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Two lips.
Two lips who?
Two lips belong on your face!
57. The Madam
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot’s caught in the door!
58. The Claire
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
59. The Alma
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma house is your house!
60. The I Am
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?
61. The Teddy Again
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy’s a great day for a joke!
62. The Harry Again
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, the show’s starting!
63. The Candy
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy get any better?
64. The Scott
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott a good ring to it!
65. The Abbott
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered!
66. The Hugh
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh knows, just open up!
67. The Candy Again
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy come out to play?
68. The Howard
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a joke?
69. The Carrie
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie your own jokes, will ya?
70. The Anita
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita get inside, it’s raining!
Thanks for sticking around to enjoy our ultimate collection of knock knock jokes! We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face and some laughter to your day. Remember, a good laugh is always a great way to lighten up any situation, so feel free to share these jokes with your friends, family, and anyone who could use a little humor. If you loved these jokes, stay connected with Woke Waves Magazine for more hilarious content, fun stories, and everything that makes the Gen Z experience unique and entertaining. Keep the good vibes going and check back often for fresh, engaging content tailored just for you. Laughter is the best medicine, after all, and we've got your prescription!
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