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Who says the galaxy far, far away can’t be funny? Prepare yourself for an intergalactic chuckle fest with our collection of 60 Star Wars jokes that will have you laughing harder than a Wookiee after a victory. Whether you're a die-hard fan who knows the difference between a bantha and a tauntaun or just someone who loves a good pun, these jokes are crafted to bring the force of laughter straight to you. We’ve got jokes that poke fun at iconic characters like Darth Vader, Yoda, and Han Solo, as well as clever wordplay that would make even a Stormtrooper miss their shot. Perfect for sharing with fellow Jedi, droids, and Sith Lords, these jokes are a hilarious tribute to one of the most beloved sci-fi franchises ever. So, grab your lightsaber, sit back, and may the laughs be with you as you explore this collection that promises to add a touch of humor to your day, Star Wars style.
1. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
2. What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot-Be.
3. Why did Yoda say the alphabet in reverse?
Because backward talk, he must.
4. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.
5. Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
6. What's a Sith Lord's favorite type of exercise?
Darth-cise.
7. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
A chocolate chip Wookiee.
8. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
9. Why don’t Jedi use the Kelvin scale?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
10. Why did Kylo Ren chase after the Millennium Falcon?
Because he had a bad feeling about it.
11. What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A Sith-kabob.
12. Why did the Sand People always lose at poker?
Because they always kept showing their hands.
13. What did one lightsaber say to the other?
"Hey, you light up my life!"
14. How do you unlock doors on the Death Star?
With a Darth key.
15. What’s Yoda’s favorite type of music?
Master Beats.
16. Why is the Millennium Falcon always calm?
Because it never makes the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
17. How does Princess Leia keep her hair in place?
She uses honey and Chewbacca.
18. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
A Sithy.
19. Why did Han Solo call a mechanic?
His ship was Falcon apart.
20. How do you get down from a Bantha?
You don’t. You get down from a goose.
21. Why did Boba Fett’s spaceship break down?
It got a bounty of problems.
22. What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panicking Skywalker.
23. How does the Force keep its pants up?
With an imperial belt.
24. What do you call a pirate droid?
Arrr-2-D2.
25. How do you know if there's a Wookiee in the refrigerator?
You’ll see the footprints in the butter.
26. What’s Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
The.
27. Why did Luke Skywalker go to art school?
To learn how to draw the lightsaber.
28. What do you call Yoda’s cousin who works in the kitchen?
Chef-Yoda.
29. Why don’t Ewoks like loud music?
They find it un-BEAR-able.
30. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
31. How does Darth Vader manage stress?
He finds your lack of faith disturbing.
32. Why are Death Star pilots always calm?
Because they have a lot of space.
33. What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
Mango Fett.
34. How do you know if a Sith is lying?
His lips are Sith-ing.
35. What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
“I find your lack of steak disturbing.”
36. What do you call an invisible droid?
C-through-PO.
37. How do you greet someone on the Death Star?
"Hey, Vader!"
38. Why don’t Jedi kids play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding from the Force.
39. What do you call Han Solo in the winter?
Han Frozen.
40. Why did the Wookiee sit in the shade?
Because he didn't want to be a hot Wookiee.
41. How does Emperor Palpatine prefer his coffee?
Dark and bitter.
42. What do you call a Rebel pilot who is also a spy?
Luke Skyspyer.
43. Why can’t you play poker on the Millennium Falcon?
Because it’s always a full house.
44. What do you call a Sith with a sense of humor?
A laugh-ter.
45. Why did the Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side of the moon.
46. What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI.
47. What did one Death Star say to the other?
That’s no moon!
48. Why did Darth Vader visit an Italian restaurant?
To try the Darth Vadersotto.
49. How do you catch a unique Sith?
You neek up on it.
50. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Lukewarm.
51. Why did Padmé Amidala never do well in school?
Because she always spaced out.
52. What’s a Wookiee’s favorite food?
Chewbacca-roni and cheese.
53. Why do Jawas love the internet?
Because of the good finds.
54. How do you unlock an X-wing’s potential?
With a Star Key.
55. What do you call a Sith who likes to play hide and seek?
A Darth Hider.
56. Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything, even midichlorians.
57. What do you call a Jedi’s dog?
A Sith Hound.
58. Why don’t stormtroopers get along?
Because they always miss the point.
59. How does Darth Vader enjoy his meals?
On the dark side, with a lot of forks.
60. What did Han Solo say when the Millennium Falcon broke down?
“Chewie, we’re home… less.”
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