60 Hilarious Anime Jokes Only True Fans Will Get

Laugh Harder Than Goku Charging Up: 60 Anime Jokes

Alright, anime fam, it’s time to level up your humor game! Whether you’re binge-watching a 100-episode series in a weekend (respect!) or debating who the ultimate waifu is, we all know one thing—anime is life. But you know what’s almost as good as a solid action-packed arc? Some hilarious anime jokes that only real otakus will get!

So, get ready to “go beyond, PLUS ULTRA” with these knee-slappers that’ll have you laughing harder than Goku trying to figure out parenting. From epic training montages to filler episodes we wish we could skip, this joke list is here to bring some humor to your next anime binge session. Whether you’re a mecha-head or a shonen addict, these jokes will hit harder than a final boss fight—so grab your ramen and let’s get started!

1. Why don't anime characters ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding with that hair!

2. What did Goku say to his wife when she made him breakfast?

This is over-easy nine thousand!

3. Why did Sasuke cross the road?

To get away from Naruto’s endless monologue.

4. How many Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it’ll take five episodes.

5. Why don't you ever see a sad anime fan?

Because they know how to kawaii their tears away.

6. What do you call a lazy Saiyan?

Goku-na lie around all day.

7. Why don't anime characters ever have good cell service?

Because they’re always stuck in the “phantom signal” arc.

8. What does Levi use to clean his house?

AOT-spray.

9. Why did the anime character bring a pencil to the fight?

Because they heard it was going to be a sketchy battle.

10. What's Light Yagami's favorite exercise?

Death Noting.

11. How do anime fans stay in shape?

By training arcs.

12. What's Kirito's favorite game?

Sword Art O-Line.

13. What did the Pokemon trainer say after a long day of battling?

I’m feeling really pikachill.

14. Why is watching anime the best workout?

Because your eyes get a full-on marathon every time.

15. Why don't anime characters go to art school?

They’ve already mastered the “slice of life”.

16. What's Itachi's least favorite meal?

Anything with eyes on it.

17. Why did Eren join the gym?

He wanted to work on his titan-ic biceps.

18. How does an anime character ask for a favor?

"Can I borrow your energy?"

19. What's Luffy's favorite snack?

Gomu-gomu bears.

20. How do anime characters avoid spoilers?

They put their power levels on do-not-disturb.

21. Why are anime conventions so exciting?

Because there’s always a chance to see your “waifu in real lifeu”.

22. Why did All Might start a bakery?

Because he wanted to make “One for All” kinds of bread.

23. What does Sasuke eat for breakfast?

Chidori-o’s.

24. How many alchemists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Equivalent exchange, you need one old bulb for one new one.

25. Why did Luffy go to the party?

Because he heard there was “One Piece” of cake left.

26. What's Deku's favorite workout?

Plus Ultra-calisthenics.

27. Why did Vegeta start gardening?

He heard he could grow stronger.

28. What's the most stylish anime?

Tokyo Fash-on Ghouls.

29. Why does Tanjiro make a great friend?

Because he’ll never let you get cut out of the group.

30. What do you call an overachieving ninja?

Naruto-way he’s gonna lose.

31. Why did Pikachu get detention?

He kept shocking everyone!

32. Why did the Uchiha refuse to play hide and seek?

Because he didn’t want to “sharingan” where he was hiding.

33. What's Zenitsu's favorite music genre?

Lightning rap.

34. Why don't Bleach fans ever get scared?

Because they know their way around a soul reaper.

35. Why did Ed and Al never take chemistry?

Because they knew alchemy had more power.

36. What do you call a giant robot in a rock band?

A mech-guitarist.

37. Why did Gon's dad leave?

Because he was on a "Hunter x He’s Gone” journey.

38. What's Ash Ketchum's favorite type of party?

A Pika-nic!

39. What did Mikasa say when she saw Eren acting up again?

“I titan-d up for this?!”

40. Why did anime fans break up with their chairs?

Because they always felt like they were being backstabbed.

41. How does Natsu from Fairy Tail cook his food?

He uses his Dragon Slayer flame grill.

42. What's Todoroki's favorite ice cream flavor?

Half hot, half cold.

43. Why was Bakugo always angry in school?

Because he always wanted to blow off steam.

44. How do anime characters show appreciation?

With a big “Arigato-Go!”.

45. Why is Shinji from Evangelion bad at dating?

Because he always has a mech-anical issue with his emotions.

46. Why did Deku fail his driving test?

Because he couldn’t go Plus Ultra on the brakes.

47. What's the most important thing for ninjas to keep in their pockets?

Shuriken motivation.

48. Why does Tanjiro always bring his friends along?

Because he’s good at keeping the slay-ers together.

49. What's the most frustrating part of an anime marathon?

The filler episodes.

50. Why don't anime characters use regular doors?

Because they’d rather break through walls.

51. Why is Goku terrible at interviews?

Because he can’t go five minutes without powering up.

52. What did the anime fan name their dog?

Barkugo.

53. Why does Sailor Moon never go to parties?

She’s always busy fighting evil by moonlight.

54. Why do anime characters never run out of energy?

Because they’re constantly getting recharged in epic training montages.

55. What's the anime character's favorite food?

Ramen-tic dinners for one.

56. What did Itachi say to Sasuke during family therapy?

“I’m sharing-an important life lesson.”

57. Why did the Gundam cross the road?

To transform on the other side.

58. Why was Zoro always getting lost?

Because he refused to follow the plot.

59. What do anime characters and gym bros have in common?

They’re both always trying to reach their final form.

60. Why did Naruto fail his art class?

Because he could only draw chakra circles.

And that’s a wrap on our anime joke-a-thon! We hope these jokes were more entertaining than a Naruto filler episode and packed a punch like Bakugo on a bad day. From Sasuke’s endless brooding to Zoro's complete lack of direction, these jokes capture the best (and most hilarious) parts of the anime universe we all love. Whether you’re getting ready to binge-watch your favorite series or just looking to flex your anime knowledge with friends, keep these jokes in your back pocket for the next time you need a good laugh.

Remember, life’s better when you’re laughing—and nothing beats a solid anime joke to brighten your day. Until next time, keep your power levels up and your sense of humor even higher!

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