100 Hilarious Donald Trump Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day

100 Hilarious Donald Trump Jokes That'll Make You LOL

Alright, if you’re here for a good laugh, we’ve got you covered. Trump may not be in the White House, but he’s certainly still living rent-free in our heads – mostly because he’s given us some unforgettable moments. Whether you’re looking for political humor, pure one-liners, or the unique comedy only Trump himself could inspire, we’ve got 100 jokes that will keep you cracking up for days. We’ve split this masterpiece of humor into categories, from "Trump Logic" to "Just Classic Trump," so you can get a taste of everything. And trust us, each joke is packed with pure Gen Z-style humor that'll have you shaking your head and LOL-ing at the same time.

So, whether you’re a fan, critic, or somewhere in between, sit back and let’s explore the humorous side of “The Donald.” Get ready to LOL – Gen Z style!

"Trump Logic" Jokes

Exploring the unique brand of logic that only Trump could make sound right.

1. Why did Donald Trump bring an umbrella to the White House?
   In case he wanted to “reign” again.
2. Why doesn’t Trump read any books?
   Because he already knows he’s the main character.
3. How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb?
   One to say it was the best lightbulb ever, and another to call it “fake light” when it burns out.
4. Why did Trump get kicked off the geometry team?
   He couldn’t handle any angles that weren’t “right.”
5. What's Trump's favorite type of math?
   Division.
6. Why did Trump apply to be a lifeguard?
   Because he wanted to “drown out” the competition.
7. How does Trump do research?
   He googles “Is Trump right?” until he finds a yes.
8. Why did Trump refuse to play hide and seek?
   Because he believes he’s “too big to hide.”
9. Why did Trump write his memoir in pencil?
   So he could erase any “alternative facts.”
10. Why did Trump cross the road?
    To build a wall so no one else could follow.
11. Why doesn’t Trump need a map?
    He already knows he’s the center of the world.
12. Why did Trump start a gardening club?
    Because he loves to “weed out” the opposition.
13. What’s Trump’s favorite type of workout?
    Spinning facts.
14. Why does Trump love Twitter?
    It’s the only place where he can retweet himself.
15. Why did Trump buy a calendar?
    He wanted to see how many times he could make history in one year.
16. Why did Trump visit the bakery?
    To pick up some more “dough-nations.”
17. Why did Trump get kicked out of the art class?
    He kept saying his painting was “way more real” than anyone else’s.
18. What’s Trump’s favorite type of weather?
    Stormy.
19. Why does Trump avoid mirrors?
    Because they reflect too much reality.
20. What’s Trump’s biggest fear?
    A fact check.

"Trump in the Wild" Jokes

What would Trump be like if he were in other situations? Let's find out!

21. Why did Trump go to the zoo?
    To teach the lions about loyalty.
22. Why did Trump start a cooking show?
    Because he knows how to "stir the pot" perfectly.
23. Why did Trump apply to be a weatherman?
    He likes predicting storms he can control.
24. What happened when Trump went to the opera?
    He tried to out-sing the soprano.
25. Why did Trump open a bakery?
    Because he loves making things look sweet even if they're half-baked.
26. Why did Trump join a choir?
    So he could always be the loudest voice.
27. Why did Trump decide to play Monopoly?
    Because he thought he’d win the “real estate vote.”
28. Why did Trump bring a suitcase to the movie theater?
    He heard they were “showing” The Apprentice.
29. What did Trump say when he joined a poker game?
    “I’ll raise you… a country.”
30. Why did Trump start a talk show?
    So he could interview himself.
31. Why did Trump open a sports bar?
    He wanted to “call the shots.”
32. Why did Trump join a yoga class?
    So he could learn to “stretch” the truth even more.
33. What did Trump do at the pet store?
    He tried to buy a bald eagle as a pet.
34. Why did Trump visit a farmer’s market?
    He heard it was a good place to “harvest” supporters.
35. What did Trump say when he walked into the gym?
    “These weights are clearly rigged.”
36. Why did Trump visit a haunted house?
    To prove that he’s the “scariest” one around.
37. Why did Trump go to the library?
    To write a “best-seller” on his own accomplishments.
38. Why did Trump audition for a reality show?
    Because he missed being on camera 24/7.
39. Why did Trump visit an aquarium?
    To learn how to “school” the opposition.
40. What did Trump do at a science fair?
    He invented a new element: Egoium.

"Classic Trump One-Liners"

Sometimes, a simple one-liner says it all.

41. Trump doesn’t lie – he just creates his own truths.
42. When Trump reads the Constitution, he skips to “Me, Myself, and I.”
43. Trump’s version of “fake news” is anything that doesn’t say he’s awesome.
44. Forget “home of the free”; Trump calls it “home of the me.”
45. Trump thinks the Oval Office is actually his “private circle.”
46. Why does Trump believe he’s a comedian?
    Because he’s always cracking himself up.
47. Trump’s diet? A steady meal of attention and “likes.”
48. What’s Trump’s personal motto?
    “If you can’t make it up, don’t say it.”
49. Why does Trump love construction sites?
    Because he gets to see new walls going up.
50. Trump’s idea of compromise?
    Everyone agreeing with him.
51. Trump tried to write a book. It turned into a list of his own quotes.
52. Trump loves social media – it’s the only place he can truly be… himself.
53. What’s Trump’s bedtime story?
    A lullaby of his greatest moments.
54. Trump’s fashion sense?
    Always suits himself.
55. Trump doesn’t have rivals, just “future admirers.”
56. Why does Trump hate history?
    It’s too focused on other people.
57. Trump’s favorite game?
    Simon says. Only Simon is always Trump.
58. Why does Trump think he’s “one of a kind”?
    Because he only looks at his reflection.
59. Why did Trump stop going to the mirror?
    Even he couldn’t stand the competition.
60. Trump doesn’t lose. He simply finds “alternative wins.”

"Trump and Technology" Jokes

How Trump would handle the tech world.

61. Why did Trump start his own social media?
    To create a place where “like” means loyalty.
62. What did Trump say to his smartphone?
    “Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who’s the greatest in the land?”
63. Why did Trump call tech support?
    To ask if “truth” could be deleted.
64. What’s Trump’s biggest fear?
    Running out of retweets.
65. Why did Trump install Alexa?
    So someone would agree with him 24/7.
66. What did Trump say to Siri?
    “Google me – again.”
67. Why did Trump go into virtual reality?
    He wanted to “make the metaverse great again.”
68. Why did Trump get a drone?
    So he could monitor his approval ratings from above.
69. Trump’s password?
    MAGA4eva
70. Why did Trump buy an iPad?
    So he could stay connected to his own thoughts.
71. Why did Trump start a YouTube channel?
    To upload “alternative facts.”
72. Why did Trump invest in AI?
    To create a robot that could finally agree with him on everything.
73. Why did Trump delete his internet history?
    Because the past is “fake news.”
74. Why did Trump love Google Maps?
    It kept showing him as “the center of the world.”
75. What’s Trump’s favorite app?
    Insta-Ego.
76. Why did Trump start coding?
    So he could “program” people to like him.
77. What’s Trump’s favorite computer shortcut?
    Command + Respect.
78. Why did Trump like voice assistants?
    They repeat everything he says without arguing.
79. Why did Trump get banned from Google?
    He kept rewriting “truth.”
80. What’s Trump’s favorite website?
    www.everyonelovesme.com

"Just Classic Trump" Jokes

The essence of Trump – distilled into punchlines.

81. Trump doesn’t make mistakes – he makes history.
82. Why did Trump love construction?
    Nothing builds up his ego like a tower.
83. Why doesn’t Trump ever apologize?
    He’s never been wrong.
84. Why did Trump create his own vocabulary?
    Because the dictionary didn’t have enough words about him.
85. Why does Trump want a statue of himself?
    So he can finally have an equal to talk to.
86. What’s Trump’s favorite sport?
    The Ego Olympics.
87. Trump’s diet?
    Whatever’s on the menu for attention.
88. Why did Trump call himself a “self-made” man?
    He didn’t like to share the credit.
89. Why did Trump skip History class?
    He thought he was all anyone needed to know.
90. What’s Trump’s karaoke song?
    “My Way” by Frank Sinatra.
91. Why did Trump want his face on a stamp?
    So everyone would have to “lick” him.
92. Why did Trump try to start his own dictionary?
    To add “me” to every definition.
93. Why did Trump go into politics?
    Because the mirrors weren’t enough.
94. Why does Trump love rallies?
    It’s like Twitter, but louder.
95. Trump’s autobiography?
    “The Art of Loving Myself.”
96. Why did Trump want to trademark his name?
    So no one else could say it without paying.
97. Why did Trump write his own constitution?
    So he could be the “self-elected” leader.
98. What did Trump say to the camera?
    “Make sure you get my good side – all of it.”
99. Why did Trump get his own holiday?
    Because every day wasn’t enough.
100. What did Trump say to the world?
     “You're welcome."

So, there you have it – 100 Trump jokes to brighten up your day! From his “unique” brand of logic to imagining him in the wild, each joke is a little reminder that humor’s everywhere, especially in politics. Trump may be out of office, but he’ll forever be on our minds (and in our joke collections) for keeping things interesting. We know Gen Z loves a good laugh, especially one that balances humor with a bit of edge. After all, life’s too short not to laugh at the things we can’t control, right? So, the next time you need a pick-me-up or want to share a chuckle with friends, come back and pick your favorite joke from the list.

Remember, we’re here to keep things real, relatable, and funny. Stick around with Woke Waves Magazine for more laughs, insight, and the freshest Gen Z perspective on the world around us.

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